Hip Hop installation

The best super group in the game today....ClockWorkIndigo: the Underachievers and Flatbush Zombies. What more can a real Hip Hop fan hope for?

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Hip Hop week #3

Hey fuckers here i the latest instalment of real hip hop for your ears. This week is the awesome and talented Pro Era


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzLEX1M2BU0

Recap of this craziness that is the NFL

Winners

Arizona Cardinals: Steve Kiem and Bruce Arians have this great system where they draft well and add proven veterans on short contracts so they are always playing like it is a contract year. Not to mention they made a splash getting Iupati from San Fran, also they just signed Corey Redding to go along with Sean Weatherspoon and Lamar Woodely

St. Louis: Getting Nick Foles and major cap flexibility was a great move for this team. Even if Bradford can stay healthy, a change of scenery was needed for both sides. I love this pickup, the rams have enough talent that if Foles can play even as well as he did last year you are looking at a competitive team, also the draft picks help

Seattle: Getting Jimmy Graham is huge for that passing game, sure the price tag was big but they filled an immediate need while giving up a great player (Unger) who was injured for most of their superbowl run. Essentially it is just a low first rounder for the second best tight end in the league. They scare me


Losers

San Fransisco: This organization is slowly going down the tubes. Losing two pro-bowlers to retirement, the terrible management of the Hardbaugh situation and the lose of Frank Gore cripple a team that has been competitive for the last little while. Not to metion Trey Baalke and Jed York are the most petty owner/gm duo in the league. Keep your mouth shut about organization business and relationships when talking to the media, how hard is that?

Philly: Either Chip Kelly knows something the rest of us dont or he is legitimately delusional. I tend to side with the latter, I mean come on Chip! I know your ego is telling you that getting rid of all your best players doesnt matter because of your system. But come one dude at least keep one good player for the offence: Mccoy, maclin and desean jackson? Your telling me you cant keep one of those difference makers!!! This seems like a classic case of a college coach trying to coach grown men like, well college kids. We all know how this story ends (Saban, Schiano etc.)

Miami: If the league didn't hate Miami they would be a winner right now. They made deals ahead of the deadline like everyone else but because they got Suh, they are the main team the league is looking into. By the way are we just going to pretend that the league didnt entrap most teams with this whole "negotiation week" rule. Anyways business as usual: GO FUCK YOURSELF GODDELL

The NFL lost a true Hero today

A hero for the "white men can jump" and "run" and kind of throw? movement. Mr. Jake Locker has retired after four years in the league. I know hes been injured but this kid has every tool to at least stick as a backup. I guess injuries really suck the desire out of football for some people. I will always be team Locker. Your raw white man athleticism will be missed Jake.

Wierd Shit in the NFL

Bradford-Foles: Cant remeber the last time two teams swapped starting qbs. Love it for the Rams, Chip Kelly needs to be fucking fired for things hes done to that poor philly franchise. This isnt college ball man, learn to deal with player egos, espically good players

Nagata to the lions: not sure what the ravens really get out of this but love the move for Detriot. Solid quick fix for losing Suh and potentially Fariley.


Brace yourselves NFL fans shit is going to get wierder and wieder, Im just along for the ride (the cards are murdering the offseason FYI)

Fuck you Seattle

Jimmy Graham on the move was the most surprising thing I have seen all day. The Saints seem content on moving into kind of a strange half rebuild mode. Though I cant really blame them here Unger is a pro bowl center and bringing in a first round pick is no small feat. Just kind of a blindside if you ask me. Not to mention if this pays off seattle gets fuckin scarier. Godamn it I hate them

Top 5 Wr's in the draft

1. Amari Cooper: What is not to like about Amari Cooper? I dont think there is a safer bet in the entire draft then this kid. Does everything well but too often gets stereotyped under the "safe so therefore not explosive label". He will make people eat their words

2. Kevin White: Love this kid. Very productive and explosive. Capable of taking over a game and has everything you look for in a size-speed-hands guy. If this kid can learn how to run NFL routes and read the defence in zone coverage, he could be better pro then Cooper.

3. Devante Parker: Could be the number 1 receiver in many other draft classes. Runs great routes, very productive, big and fast. Amazing hands and can win the one on one battle. Needs to refine route running and hopefully he can hold up physically

4. Dorial Beckham-Green: I mean wow, if this kid has his head on straight then he very much has Randy Moss-like skill. However I still have a lot of reservations for this kid. Hes been out of football for a year, never ran great routes and the whole domestic violenece thing (true or not) will effect how he is percieved by NFL teams. However, if he can refine his route running and keep his head on straight, he could be one of the best receivers in the league.

5. Jaelen Strong: Just a hell of a receiver class for big, aggressive jump ball receivers. Strong follows suit. What sets him apart is he was a more consistent producer then any of the receivers above (whether it was in their control or not). Though not a fast and sudden player, Strong runs great routes, has strong hands and is lauded for his blocking ability

Top 5 Rbs in the draft

1. Todd Gurley: best prospect since A.P. if the knee can holdup he is definitely worth a first round pick

2. Melvin Gordon: excellent production, good burst, reminds me a bit of Jamal Charles. Is he another product of Wisconsin's great blocking scheme (Montee Ball) or is he the real deal. Im going to go with the latter. His record breaking game will tell you that.

3. Ameer Abdullah: another back with great production. Deceptively quick and can do it all, the only thing that concerns me is his size

4. Duke Johnson: maybe my favorite running back. Incredibly explosive, versatile and productive (never averaged under 6 yards a carry). The only thing holding him back is his durability. However if he is put in a platoon and used similar to Gio Bernard then you could be looking at a star and potential steal

5. Tevin Coleman: The true definition of a workhorse. Love his burst and durability, i think he will be a high floor, low cieling guy. Hopefully he is more Le'veon Bell then Javon Ringer

Top 3 Qbs for the 2015 draft

1. Marcus Mariota: at this point I have just completely bought in, though this ranking is based on two things: 1. a teams willingness to be patient (sit him at least half the year) or 2. commit to moulding their offence to his strengths similar to what Seattle and Carolina did when they drafted Cam and Wilson

2. Jameis Winston: Im not going to lie, I think Jameis will be a bust: his windup is too long, hes an idiot off the field and he had way too many turnovers on arguably the best all-around team in college football. That being said he is the top pro style quarterback in a class filled with dual threat and spread qbs

3. Brett Hundely: Ill drink the kool-aid, just last year we were talking about this kid being a top ten pick. Not much has changed (accept for over-analysis). Here are the facts: he has an NFL arm, accuracy you can work with, is a high character guy and has plus athleticism and athletic ability. However, he needs time to develop. If the team that drafts him can bring him along slowly that they will have a potential franchise qb in their midst.

Brandon Marshall trade

Another move in a crazy and frankly bizarre offseason. Marshall missed three games last year and I firmly believe has he played all sixteen he would posted yet another 1,000 yard season. But hey, trade him for a fifth round pick that seems fair. This is the same guy that was credited with mentoring alshon jeffery and next years breakout player: Marquess Wilson (for the bears). Not to mention his awesome reporire with cutler. Was he pissed last year, of course who wouldnt be. This is not a team that can afford to give away key pieces for putrid level draft picks. All this does is help the fuckin jets and give the bears another hole they have to fill on a team full of them already. Do the bears want to win, because right now it doesnt feel like it

Gofundme is the worst shit ever...unless its for an operation or some shit

Can we get real for a second. This whole gofundme shit is pathetic. All it does is give people an excuse to be lazy and pull the strings of our sensitive, pussy society. Guilting us into to supporting some girls trip to vegas. When did working hard for your own shit go out of style? Is everyone deserving of money even if they are scum? Gofundme says yes. We will post your problems and get some conscious hipster sap to take pity on you. "Oh please, I have to go on vacation because I feel like it by the way I cant afford it" get that weak shit out of here. This sensitive, pussification of the Americas act is getting old, grow and spine and pay your own way people. Working hard is not going out of style....is it?

Is Ronda Rousey Hot?

There has been a lot of talk at Barstool Sports over a couple things that have to do with Ronda Rousey. Mainly is she hot or just hot-for-a-ufc chick hot. You know what I might be in the minority but she is definitely hot. I mean, shes a got decent tits, an unreal body and you know shes just a minx in the sack. I don't see the problem here. Well...maybe I do. Lots of guys hate a fucking girl that is sporty or strong, which I dont get. The sporty strong thing (as long as they dont have that small tit, steroid look going on) is a huge turn on. I mean the girl will rock your world in the sack and who doesnt love that. Anyways Ill let you clowns be the judge.


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Where will Ndamukong Suh land?

A defensive tackle of this caliber has not hit the open market since Albert Haynesworth. Coincidentally, this should act as a cautionary tale for anyone looking to throw big money at Suh. Don't get me wrong, Suh is twice the player that Haynesworth was when he hit the market. In fact, the case could be made that he is on his way to Canton. However, when a big man of his caliber and concerns (the suspensions, though I love his nasty streak) is offered big guaranteed money, there is always a concern that will not live up to their billing Now, this is a two way street: the amount of money he is going to recieve will make it hard for him to live up to his contract, even if he plays up to the level he was in Detroit. This is why he needs an incentive laced contract similar to the ones Andy Dalton and Colin Kaepernick signed, so he forced to play every year like its a contract year. This seems like more of a pipe-dream though. There is always one team that will throw enough money at a guy like this where he cannot refuse (Mario Williams and Mike Wallace). My feeling is this comes down to a three team race: The Colts, Dolphins and Detroit (with the dark-horse being the Seahawks). The colts are agressive and need a defensive upgrade in the worst way possible. The phins need interior run support in the worst way possible and you obviously cannot count out the home team. My prediction is the Colts: Suh will get he best of both worlds. Lots of money and a contender. However, stranger things have happened

Hip Hop week #2

As promised, I will release a new album that I think embodies what real Hip Hop is about: a perfect marriage of beats and lyrics. The lyrics actually mean something and the beats are on point. Too often, the Hip Hop we like today (generally as a society) uses superior production as a crutch. WHat you are left with is a bunch of nonsensical and repitive lyrics that are hollow as shit. Anyways, this weeks installment is an album titled D.R.U.G.S or Death and Riencarnation Under Gods Supervision by the very talented Flatbush Zombies


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXwZHeZ7R5A

The Shady-Alonso trade

I think Chip Kelly has lost his fucking mind. If Oregon cant win a national championship in college, how does he expect to in the pros. Seriously, does no one else see whats going on here. The man is like a smarter josh mcdaniels (when he coached the broncos). If a star player has personality they need to go. The management of egos is part of being a head coach, come on Chip. Also, this whole the system can make any player a star is fucking non-sense. Unless you Bill fucking Belicheck, you are in no position to release key cogs in your system because you dont like them, especially if you are not making the playoffs. Ive heard the salary cap argument, but the man is one of the best backs in the league and is only 26. But hey we will just trade him away for a linebacker with one season and one ACL injury under his belt. I hope you know what you are doing chip, because this could cost you your job